Some kid at my high school sent out the snap chat of the year.
so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.
he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’
✿ primadonna girl ✿
✿ all i ever wanted was the world ✿
Is that bow taped onto that snake
I’m pretty sure that’s kind of a fuckin’ bad thing to do
u fuckin serious m8 it was literally a pencil eraser sized boop of double sided tape gently laid on her head so the bow would stay on
i promise you my twelve foot long, 30-pound burmese python survived a boop of tape to the noggin
This is like a family picture, it’s perfect
"what do you wanna be when you grow up?"
I need to shower
I feel gross
I got Hardee’s tho, even if I didn’t get to see Bundy’s car
50 shades of white, beige, etc., make for a beautiful apartment.
In case you didn’t notice, we’re big fans of white rooms on TOA. -EL
So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great.
And today he was like
“I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!”
And showed us this…
WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES
2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in
What the fuck does the sink want now
something all of tumblr should see.